To the tune of Alice, Where are you going?
Princess where are you going?
I'm going, to take a bath.
Princess, she bathes twice daily,
and she makes a big old mess mess mess mess
mess mess mess mess
Princess, fills up the bath-tub
Princess, she plugs the tub
Oh my goodness!
Oh my soul!
There's a spider by the plug.
Princess...why are you running?
Aggggggggg!
(After this, I have to be the brave person to go in there and kill the spider. So I find my trusty can of raid and carefully peek around the bathroom door. So far, so good. Then I step on the step stool, then to the top of the toilet, and then to the edge of the tub. I then use the can of bug spray to start whacking away at the pile of bath toys, dirty clothes, dirty towels, and empty soap bottles to find the spider. I find the spider and it makes its mad dash at me. I spray it and it keeps running. I give it a second and it's still trying to flee. So I spray it until it begs for mercy. I think there is now a half a can of bugspray on the towel and the bathroom floor. I also think that bathroom will be out of commission until I get up my nerve to go clean it up and vacuum up the spider. Ewww)
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